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Son of a Beech or Birch??

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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.

 

A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch,   'Is that tree a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

 

The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

 

The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

 

 The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies,   'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.' hehehe

 

:Cow: :Cow:

 

 


“You have control over your work alone, never the fruit.”  "If you don't try to be great, you don't really even have a good chance of being good"

 

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Buwhahahahahahaha. Thanks Moo, you know when I hear bob segar "catmando" I like to sing it "goin to catmanmoos".  :D  


Disappointment is caused by unrealistic expectations. / The more I learn about people the more I like my dog. / Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. / Its like everything it depends on everything else. 

 

 

 

 

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