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Posted 31 July 2011 - 07:12 AM

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river!' Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced, 'For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365:'Shall We Gather at the River.'

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Posted 31 July 2011 - 07:30 AM


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Posted 31 July 2011 - 09:46 AM

Now I could get down with a church like that.
think it has a 2 drink minimum?
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Posted 31 July 2011 - 10:12 AM

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Posted 01 August 2011 - 04:14 AM

Sorry I couldn't resist.



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Posted 24 April 2012 - 04:06 PM

:Hmm: :smilely:

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 04:46 PM

haha good stuff!

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 03:58 AM

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