Posted 31 July 2011 - 07:12 AM
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river!' Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced, 'For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365:'Shall We Gather at the River.'
Posted 31 July 2011 - 07:30 AM
Posted 31 July 2011 - 09:46 AM
think it has a 2 drink minimum?
Nothing I say is true, safe, or reasonable. Disregard any and all information I give, I have no idea what I am talking about.
Posted 01 August 2011 - 04:14 AM
"There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance --That principle is contempt prior to investigation."Herbert Spencer
Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact. —William James
Posted 24 April 2012 - 04:06 PM
Disappointment is caused by unrealistic expectations. / The more I learn about people the more I like my dog. / Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. / Its like everything it depends on everything else.
Posted 24 April 2012 - 04:46 PM
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